No tools required
I feel like your odd job man
No tools required
Unpacking boxes and boxes
No tools required
Do you really need a new bed?
No tools required
Mattress on the floor is just fine for me

Crock of shit
User guide sucks
Pile of crap
It's made for losers
Lot of junk
User guide sucks
Big bowl of wrong
It's made for losers
For losers

No tools required
I'm fed up with it up to here
No tools required
Blisters on my fingers
No tools required
Am I really your only friend?
No tools required
Be your backdoor man is just fine for me

Crock of shit
User guide sucks
Pile of crap
It's made for losers
Lot of junk
User guide sucks
Big bowl of wrong
It's made for losers
Crock of shit
User guide sucks
Pile of crap
It's made for losers
Lot of junk
User guide sucks
Big bowl of wrong
It's made for losers
For losers

Poor translation by chinese kids
200 pages of stupid bullshit
Brake this plank and burn this bed
Cold sweat, blurry sight, you're going mad!